Udderly Shocked Hydrator Stainless Steel Water Bottle

Keep your drinks at the perfect temperature with our 17oz (approximately 503ml) stainless steel water bottle. Its sleek design and durable construction make it an essential companion for any outing.

Notes: Dimensions: 255 mm (10.03″) tall and 70 mm (2.75″) diameter. Stainless steel construction. Hand wash recommended

$32.91

Udderly Shocked: The Tale of Hankaroo and Joester

On a tempestuous night in the heart of Dayboro, a Holstein cow named Hankaroo and his mate, a Brown Swiss cow named Joester, found themselves caught in a spectacle that could only be described as ‘Udderly Shocked’.

As the sky rumbled with the wrath of an unforeseen storm, our bovine friends sought refuge. The lightning danced like a maestro’s baton, orchestrating a symphony of light that left them wide-eyed and frozen in a tableau of Hitchcockian suspense. There was an air of eerie anticipation as each thunderclap resonated with the pulse of the night, a spooky serenade to the unexpected journey that lay ahead.

Amidst the clatter of the heavens, Hankaroo and Joester’s adventure had just begun. Their story, like the storm, was unpredictable and charged with excitement. It was a night that would be forever etched in their memories, a narrative spun from the threads of an ‘Udderly Shocked’ reality.

Product Details:

  • Material: Durable stainless steel construction
  • Capacity: Approximately 503ml – ensuring hydration throughout any stormy escapade
  • Design: Sleek, featuring the courageous silhouettes of Hankaroo and Joester amidst their stormy encounter
  • Features: Crafted to keep your beverages at the perfect temperature, with a design built for endurance
  • Perfect for: The intrepid explorer braving the wilds, or anyone who relishes a tale of bravery with their hydration
  • Dimensions: Stands 255mm (10.03in) tall with a diameter of 70mm (2.75in), ideal for gripping on the go
  • Care: Hand wash recommended to preserve the epic saga of Hankaroo and Joester